joyfulness03:

razzmatazzzzzzzzzz:

stimman4000:

.

“him again…..”

I cannot fucking believe that holy shit

deadybones:

afloweroutofstone:

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

ginger-ale-official:

‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

shutup-rachel:

UK political scandals are like:

• Prime Minister fucked a pig
• Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate

shutup-rachel:

UK political scandals are like:

• Prime Minister fucked a pig
• Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate

natjennie:

natjennie:

mmm ironing fabric to make masks for hours on end, worrying about my unhealthy mom and immuno-comprimised sister, trying not to get stir crazy, pulling together my scraps of energy and motivation, and trying to do my homework? no thanks.

also: i bleached my hair then dyed it pink and shaved the tails of my eyebrows off before all this! what am i supposed to do now!

natjennie:

natjennie:

mmm ironing fabric to make masks for hours on end, worrying about my unhealthy mom and immuno-comprimised sister, trying not to get stir crazy, pulling together my scraps of energy and motivation, and trying to do my homework? no thanks.

also: i bleached my hair then dyed it pink and shaved the tails of my eyebrows off before all this! what am i supposed to do now!

ed-longshanks:

frog-and-toad-are-friends:

apricops:

every king in the Middle Ages: it’s really important that I don’t die because I don’t have an heir and if something were to happen to me, the whole kingdom would be thrown into civil war

every king in the Middle Ages: anyway time to go CHASE WILD BOARS WITH A POINTY STICK

the eternal masculine dichotomy of “I must preserve my bloodline, for it is the most powerful and special on Earth” and “I am too powerful to ever die”

this is why they are

Kings